When I grow up I want to be david

"I think it is a man. I had never seen a man, but it looked like one, and I feel sure that that is what it is. I realize that I feel more curiosity about it than about any of the other reptiles. If it is a reptile, anf I suppose it is; for it has frowsy hair and blue eyes, and look like a reptile. It has no hips; it tapers like a carrot; when it stands, it spreads itself apart like a derrick; so I think it is a reptile, though it may be architecture."

Mark Twain

The Diary of Adam and Eve